I write for ...the women who pray for menopause everyday because the Tampax cost are too high? OR ...the women who don't know if they really want kids but can't take birth control anymore because it made them fat? OR ...the women who are sick of men bitching about their cost to get pussy?

I know I have written about periods, vaginas, and birth control woes in the past, but I have so much more to say! First, I am sick of having a damn period! I am! My flow is on biblical flood levels! Tell Noah to gather the animals two by two and start building the damn the ark!

YES! It really is like that! For three years I lived a period free life (when I was on dreadful birth control) and it was so damn freeing! Never having to worry about accidents or scheduling vacations around my cycle was amazing; not to mention the money that I saved. No need to buy period underwear, or tampons, panty liners, and pads. That is a lot of coin saved. Probably enough to purchase a plane ticket. Y'all know I love to buy plane tickets. Can I just buy cotton and make my own damn tampons? Will this save me money? I'm tired of paying the cost! Even the chocolate you desperately crave on your period adds up too! LOL! 

The average woman endures around 456 periods over 38 years. When you add that up its about 2,280 days or 6.25 years of her life. SIX YEARS OF YOUR LIFE BLEEDING!!!! For those of us who are not sure that they even want kids, what is the point? WHAT IS THE POINT? 

A lot of time and money! 

A lot of time and money! 

Sadly if you let some people tell it, your pussy depreciates in value with constant use, but the maintenance cost never stop! We are socially conditioned to think that pussy value drops as soon as we use it for pleasure instead of fucking procreation! Let one rumor of a woman's sexual encounters spread, her reputation is ruined. SICK OF THIS JIG! 

You even have women who are in constant search of the perfect pussy by opting for surgery. I literally watched Dr. Miami perform a labiaplasty on Snapchat. Yes this is a thing. Women are getting pussy makeovers. I sincerely hope this does not become the norm, it is too much!   

Having a pussy is a lot of work! The yearly cost, time cost, and opportunity cost of maintaining one is staggering! It would be nice if we could at least get the benefit of free tampons and pads! At the very least, then I can use the money to get my pussy waxed. Sounds fair to me! 

AB

P.S. Oh and not one lady better suggest that damn cup to me! NOPE! I am not here for that either! LMAO! 

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