I am having one of those mornings when I have got to get a few things off my chest! So wanna hear it, here it go!

Why would any one do this to chicken? 

Why would any one do this to chicken? 

  1. When people want to talk to you first thing in the morning. Ma'am I still have my "man voice." I will speak to you after I drink my chai. BEAT IT!
  2. Skinny men who don't have big dicks.
  3. People who deliver half ass results. If you have too much on your plate, speak up and say something. Don't have others picking up your slack!
  4. Women who get a man and then think they are too cute for their friends.
  5. Men who think just because they think they are something all women should want to hop on their dicks!
  6. Girls who still opt to walk in heels, but they can't walk in heels. Just wear the flats girl!
  7. When your fav indie brand makes it big, then the quality of the product becomes trash since they mass produce it now! (separate blog post coming later) 
  8. Whoever the fuck made those kool-aid chicken wings...FUCK YOU!
  9. Holly.
  10. Khloe and Kim Kardashian for really insulting us all and not admitting that their booties are fake. Watching their workout videos make me mad at their asses every time! 

Ok! That is out. Sometimes you have to just get things off your chest. I can concentrate on work now! Anything you need to get off your chest! Let me know in the comments! 

AB

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